why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
What the FUCK!? FUCK YOU! Babies sleep so much cuz their organs are still trying to fucking DEVELOP. Baby brains have to create millions upon billions upon TRILLIONS of cells in the first 3 years of their life and you’re over here bitching about them sleeping all day!?!? Your momma must be ashamed of yo ass especially after all the sleepless nights she had cuz of yo baby ass.
- Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
- Audience: *cheers*
- Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father